God when LJ is down I'm just bereft.

I need an intervention and a twelve-step program.

In other news, I went here for the first time today and I am in love. I mean good lord, they have eeeeeeeeverything. Including my Neutrogena foundation at about $3.00 less than I pay for it at Target ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, this isn't a cold.

This is the flu.

GOOD TIMES.

Fuck.

Nope, not expanding on that, just a general, life-fuckery FUCK.

Nnnnnnnnnnngh the brakes on my car are grinding.

Loudly.

VERY loudly. As in I'm afraid they're going to drop off any second, leaving me and my car a screaming juggernaut of flames as it barrels down the front hill of UCS at 70 MPH, scattering tourists and parking attendants in a cavalcade of destruction............Actually, that'd be pretty ( Read more... )

My longest, most involved dreams always end up turning into nightmares suddenly. Bloody hate that. Especially since the sudden nightmare twist always involves me being killed in a gory, gruesome way.

I really wish that would stop. It'll be a perfectly ordinary dream...and then BAM. Murdered/killed out of nowhere.

You know what really grinds my gears?

Being seven thousand over projection, getting the job done, knowing I did a DAMN GOOD JOB at that, and then waking up the next morning with my second sore throat in as many weeks.

What the fuck, Asclepios? Do I not sacrifice enough chickens or what?

it is three thirty in the afternoon and i'm already on my third gin and tonic

this is going to be a long fucking summer

ohgodmybrain

Dreamed about this, in full detail. And the frightening thing is it could happen.

Ladies and gentlemen, wrap your heads around the following high concept:

Tim Burton's Pac-Man.With Helena Bonham-Carter as the waify, oddly-haired Pinky the ghost, wracked by a tragic love affair for Clyde, played by Johnny Depp. A tale of mass ( Read more... )

Back to work after six days off. I hardly know what to do with myself ( Read more... )

Cuntbuckets.

The damn washing machine isn't working. Again.

/no clean undies for Bitsy lol